关于超短的爆笑英语笑话精选.docx
关于超短的爆笑英语笑话精选 近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。若要推论现行冷笑话的来源,或已无从考证。我整理了关于超短的爆笑英语笑话,欢迎阅读! 关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇一 He Won 他赢了 Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? 汤姆:约翰尼,你的弟弟怎么了? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. 约翰尼:他生病卧床,受伤了。 Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen? 汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,结果他赢了。 关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇二 学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(生气的) as he read, 父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出生气的表情: English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair. and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年,小伙子). 英语,差;法语,差;数学,中。他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。 Well, Dad. said the son, It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that? And he pointed to the next line which read, health, excellent. 爸爸,儿子说,可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?他指了指下一行:健康状况,优。 关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇三 A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声? 看了关于超短的爆笑英语笑话的人还看了: 1.超短的爆笑英语笑话阅读 2.20个英语笑话爆笑超短 3.超短超简单英文笑话阅读 4.关于爆笑英语短笑话阅读 5.经典英语短笑话阅读