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1、关于爆笑英语笑话精选20个英语笑话爆笑超短笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。WTT分享关于爆笑英语笑话,希望可以帮助大家!关于爆笑英语笑话:Ill See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.一位车上的
2、列车员刚发出信号让火车启动,这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节翻开的车厢门旁边,跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。“Come on, miss!” he shouted.“Shut the door, please!”“快点,小姐!”他喊道:“请把门关上。”“Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye,” she called back.“噢,我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她答复道。“You just shut that door, please,” called the guard, “and Ill see to the rest.”“请把门关上好了,”
3、列车员说:“其余的事由我负责。”关于爆笑英语笑话:An_ious (着急)The wife says to the neighbor:“ My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went .It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑)!”An insider(知情人) says:“ Let it be.Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more an_ious .”妻子对邻居说:“
4、丈夫一晚上都没回家,也不知道他干什么去了 ,真叫我着急!”一个知情人说:“算了,你要知道他干什么去了,我敢说你会更着急。”关于爆笑英语笑话:Airport (飞机场)A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional.Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but
5、the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).” The other party wisecracked(说俏皮话).有位空姐带着亮灿灿的金项链,项坠儿系一小飞机,显得别致而有职业特点。她发现有人在看,便大方地问了一句:“它漂亮吗?”“漂亮极了,不过,飞机场更漂亮!”对方俏皮地说。关于爆笑英语笑话:A Smugglar走私犯The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry.When the guard looked in the trunk,
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