关于对话版英语笑话阅读-20个英语笑话爆笑超短.doc
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1、关于对话版英语笑话阅读:20个英语笑话爆笑超短在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以表达自己的语言程度,还可以提升个人魅力。WTT精心搜集了关于对话版英语笑话,供大家欣赏学习!关于对话版英语笑话篇1A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in there?” she asked.一位女士翻开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它:“你在那里做什么?”The rabbit replied, “This is a
2、Westinghouse, isnt it?”兔子答复:“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse,西屋电气公司)The lady confirmed, “Yes.”女士确认道:“没错。”“Well,” the rabbit said,“Im westing.”兔子说:“那就对了,我就是要往西边去。”Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?兔子:你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?Doctor: Absolutely.No rabbit ever came back fo
3、r another.医生:当然咯,但凡喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I e from?关于对话版英语笑话篇2“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.我帮来购物的女士包好东西后,问道:“是付现金、支票还是记账呢?” 当她找钱包的时候,
4、我注意到她的包包里竟放着一个电视遥控器。“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.我问:“你一直都随身带电视遥控器的吗?”“No,” she replied.“But my husband refused to e shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”她答复说:“不是啦。但我老公不乐意跟我一起来购物,所以我决定拿走他的遥控器来惩罚他。”关于对话版英语笑话篇3兔宝宝:妈咪,我是从哪儿来的呢?Mother Rabbit: Ill
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