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1、关于英语笑话小对话阅读20个英语笑话爆笑超短话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广阔的受众,深受人们喜欢。WTT整理了关于英语笑话小对话,!关于英语笑话小对话篇一Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “Whats the time, please?”After a fe
2、w months, Dan said to himself, “Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more.Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here.” Then he did so.“Now people arent going to stop and ask me the time,“ he thought happily.But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and
3、 then asked Dan, ”Is that clock right?”愚蠢的问题丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口,而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问如今几点?”几个月后,丹想:“我不想再答复这些蠢人提出的问题了,我要去买一只大钟,把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟,把它挂在了墙上。“如今人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他快乐地想。可是打那以后,每天仍有许多人停下来,看看钟,然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”关于英语笑话小对话篇二Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happene
4、d?”“A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.“Would you recognize him if you saw him again?” asked his mother.“Id know him any where,” said Ivan.“I have his ear in my pocket.”伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”关于英语笑话小对话篇三My Husband Will Be Home SoonA marrie
5、d man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard.“Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldnt possibly do it, she would kill me!”“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a se_y li
6、ttle voice.“Oh really, I cant,” he replies.“My wife loves this beard!”The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies “Oh Michael, you shouldnt be here, m
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